I write sins not tragedies - Panic! at the disco

Oh, well imagine as I'm pacing the pews
in a church corridor
and I can't help but to hear
No I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words:
"What a beautiful wedding!"
"What a beautiful wedding," says a bridesmaid to a waiter
"Yes, but what a shame, what a shame,
the poor groom's bride is a whore."

I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard
of closing a god damn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kind of things with
a sense of poise and rationality
And I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard
of closing a god damn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kind of things
with a sense of poise

Well In fact I'll look at it this way, I mean
technically our marriage is saved!
This calls for a toast so, pour the champagne!
Well In fact I'll look at it this way, I mean
technically our marriage is saved!
This calls for a toast so, pour the champagne,
pour the champagne!

I'd chime in with a
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a god damn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kind of things
with a sense of poise and rationality
I'd chime in
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a god damn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kind of things with
a sense of poise and rationality

Again
I'd chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing
a god damn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kind of things with
a sense of poise and rationality
I'd chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing
a god damn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kind of things with
a sense of poise and rationality
Again